Q: What is your fondest childhood memory?
A: I don't remember my childhood, actually.

Q: In one word, describe yourself.
A: Outgoing

Q: What word would others use?
A: Hyper

Q: Quickly! You're dying and only have time for one last activity! What do you do?
A:  Seduce someone

Q: Favorite food? This question is mandatory.
A: any kind of fish (preferably raw and cold)

Q: Least favorite thing in all of Nirn?
A: Thalmor

Q: You're the Emperor/Empress of Tamriel! What is your first decree?
A: Make it mandatory for everyone to have a naked revelry day (Yes, I'm serious)

Q: Describe your dream man/woman/entity.
A: Something pleasing? A daedra?

Q: You've discovered a lost Dwemer technology that allows you to switch lives with whomever you please. Who do you turn into?
A: With anybody. Anyone would be better than the life I've lived

Q: You can ask whomever you wish whatever question you choose. Who do you ask and what do you ask them?
A: Ask the Dwemer where they vanished to. So curious that they all just popped off one day!

Q: You've done something extraordinary and you've gained a title for it! How are you known throughout the world?
A: Aeryn the Lunatic

Q: You can go back in time and change one thing you've done/said. What do you change?
A:Wandering Valenwood forests so close to Othindar

Q: What is one thing you can't live without?
A: Only one thing? Pfffttt... sex.

Q: Best advice you've ever been given?
A: Run!

Q: Best advice you could ever give?
A: "Stab that son of a bitch!"

Q: You find a thousand septims lying on the ground in a marked pouch. There is a return address on it, but no one is around. What do you do?
A: To be honest, it depends on how far away the place is, and what my reward would be for returning it.

Q: You wake up one day to find yourself in prison! What did you do?
A: Hmmm...I probably raped someone. Seriously.

Q: Oh no! You're naked in the hold of a ship bound for Black Marsh! How did you end up there?!
A: The Thalmor hunt for me endlessly; it would stand to reason that they found me.

Q: What would you say is your spirit animal or totem?
A: Totem? Oh dear, what do I need a totem for? Let's see...a cat, for they are limber, quick, and silent.

Q: Biggest fear?
A: Being forced to return to Valenwood; to Othindar.

Q: Scariest moment of your life?
A: Every moment I lived in the Aldmeri tower, with Othindar...

Q: Do you have a secret talent/ability that people would be surprised to know about?
A : I am a magical marvel, very astute and genius with it. But I prefer the art of stealth to that of magic use.

Q: You can say one thing to one person from your past. Whom do you speak to, and what do you say?
A: Othindar, to ask him why he always tortured me so. (And then I would plunge my dagger into his fucking neck)

Q: What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
A: Followed Othindar to his cottage in the woods, alone. My life fell apart after that day.

Q: If you could live anywhere in Nirn, where would it be?
A: Wherever I could find someone who knew anything about my past. I know nothing of who I am beyond Othindar and his tower.

Q: If you could give any one gift to any one person, what would it be, and to whom?
A: The gift to speak once more, to Faldil, my heart's only true desire.

Q: If that person could give any gift to you, what do you think it would be?
A: His life, as he only ever wanted to spend it with me.

Q: What would you do if you suddenly lost everything?
A: This has already happened...and I am now a part of the dark brotherhood, murdering people for money. So there is your answer.

Q: What would you say your top priority is?
A: Making sure Cicero isn't too crazy when we're in town. Hee hee hee.

Q: A box is lying on the ground before you. What do you think is inside?
A: Possibly poison, or a crudely made magical bomb? Many people are after me, so it would be safe to assume they are hunting me down by any means possible.

Q: You can only save one thing from a fire. What is it?
A: My hide. Hee hee hee!

Q: You and a loved one are in a situation where only one can come out alive. Do you sacrifice yourself?
A: If it's to save Cicero or Faldil, then yes. Anyone else...I'll get back to you on that.

Q: How do you view the idea of a lifelong commitment to one person?
A: I don't really know. Faldil sparked feelings in me I didn't know I had, but he's...dead. So there is no one else worth this sacrifice. So I would have to say it would be torturous and painful to endure and I might end up killing the other person.

Q: Define "true happiness".
A: Life without suffering. But hey! I lost my marbles long ago(so Im told) so who knows, right?

Q: Do you believe in the saying "things always get worse before they get better"?
A: Yes. because for me, they did. A very long, long, long time before I felt anything even remotely happy.

Q: Is the glass half empty? Or half full?
A: Uhhh completely empty because I already drank all the ale in it!

Q: What is one of your biggest insecurities?
A: Othindar's disappointment in me.

Q: Pet peeve?
A: Uhm....these questions? Ha ha ha ha ha!